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MOVIE INFO

Director:
Patrick Hughes
Cast:
Samuel L. Jackson, Ryan Reynolds, Salma Hayek
Writing Credits:
Philip Murphy, Brandon Murphy

Synopsis:
Bodyguard Michael Bryce continues his "friendship" with assassin Darius Kincaid as they try to save Darius' wife Sonia.

MPAA:
Rated R.

DISC DETAILS
Presentation:
Aspect Ratio: 2.39:1
Dolby Vision
Audio:
English Dolby Atmos
English Descriptive Audio
Spanish Dolby 5.1
French Dolby 5.1
Subtitles:
English
Spanish
French
Closed-captioned
Supplements Subtitles:
None

Runtime: 100 min.
Price: $39.99
Release Date: 8/17/2017

Bonus:
• “One F’d Up Family” Featurette
• “Gone Soft” Featurette
• “#stuntlife” Featurette
• “On the Set” Featurette
• Gag Reel
• Trailers
• Blu-ray Copy


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Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard [4K UHD] (2021)

Reviewed by Colin Jacobson (August 26, 2021)

With a worldwide take of $176 million, 2017’s The Hitman’s Bodyguard didn’t exactly dominate at the box office. Still, with a budget of only $30 million, it turned a profit, and apparently this seemed like enough to greenlight a sequel: 2021’s awkwardly titled Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard.

Tycoon Aristotle Papadopoulos (Antonio Banderas) pursues revenge for some punitive actions taken on Greece. In a total overreaction, he plans to trash the European infrastructure and bring misery to millions.

Unsurprisingly, other authorities want to thwart this. This reunites disgraced bodyguard Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) with hitman frenemy Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) and Darius’s wife Sonia (Salma Hayek) as the unlikely potential saviors.

Wife provides a movie that feels too unsure of itself to ever give the audience a pause. It's just bam bam bam bam bam for two hours, without niceties like character development or plot.

Oh, there is a "plot", albeit one that doesn't make a lick of sense - and that oddly attempts to get us to buy Antonio Banderas as a Greek, even though he does nothing to simulate a Greek accent. He does wear a large wig of silver hair, which appears to be shorthand for "Greek tycoon" at the movies.

Sure, the movie pretends to offer character arcs. Bryce attempts to deal with the trauma of the first movie's events and reclaim his status as a AAA-rated bodyguard, while Darius and Sonia aspire to have a baby. Nevermind that Salma Hayek is almost 55 years old - who cares about biological limitations in a wacky movie like this?

Boy, does Wife push the envelope of that "who cares?" factor. It pursues any thread it can find if it believes hilarity or action will result.

Actually, I think the filmmakers really hoped that we'd get so carried away by the talents of the actors that we wouldn't notice what a mess the movie was - and occasionally, this happens. No one involved breaks a sweat, but with Hayek, Banderas, Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman in tow, the movie can't help but generate some entertainment value.

Still, it's an inherently lazy movie that does little more than package a slew of action flick cliches into one place without any thought about how they fit or whether any of it makes sense. Crud, even the title doesn't make sense, as Bryce never actually acts as Sonia's bodyguard.

The movie utterly wastes Morgan Freeman as Bryce's stepdad - and doesn't even make sense there.

Why is the Reynolds character named after his stepdad? Does that ever happen? Why not just make him adopted?

Why does Michael Sr. call his son "Bryce"? That's his name too!

Why does Michael Jr. have an American accent even though he apparently grew up in Tuscany?

The movie casts Freeman for the "Black dude has white son" gag and some name value. He seems ill-used.

I guess some will excuse the idiocy because Wife does sort of attempt to parody the genre. It clearly knows that it lives in a fantasy world, one where Bryce can be hit full-speed by a car, fly over the roof, smash into the pavement and yet get up no worse for wear. It basically embraces all the action silliness that The Other Guys lampooned, and it understands that.

Still, the movie doesn't self-mock enough to overcome the stupidity, and the utter absence of a coherent plot doesn't help. Basically we get "bad guy wants to stage mass casualty event" and that's about it. Everything just exists to allow the leads to romp around Europe and cause a lot of mayhem.

The first movie wasn't good but it mustered enough ridiculous action to be watchable, and even with all these flaws, I feel the same about the sequel. Objectively it's a terrible movie, but it's a terrible movie that kinda keeps the viewer with it.

I just wish the filmmakers would've tried a little bit harder to make a quality movie instead of this lazy mess. It feels like someone wrote the screenplay over a semi-drunken weekend and they never bothered to do any touch-up work on it. Wife keeps us mildly engaged but it suffers from far too many flaws to qualify as an actual “good film”.

Footnote: a tag scene shows up during the end credits, and a wacky “memorial” appears at the text’s conclusion.


The Disc Grades: Picture A-/ Audio A-/ Bonus C

Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.39:1 on this 4K UHD Disc. As expected, the movie came with a terrific Dolby Vision presentation.

At all times, definition looked great. The film showed solid delineation, with nary a soft spot to be found.

I witnessed no shimmering or jagged edges, and edge haloes failed to appear. Of course, print flaws also didn’t occur, so this was a clean image.

In terms of colors, Wife emphasized teal, amber and orange. While predictable, the hues seemed well-rendered. The 4K’s HDR added zest and emphasis to the tones, even if they came with a restricted palette.

Blacks were dark and deep, and low-light shots offered nice smoothness and clarity. The HDR brought extra impact to whites and contrast. Everything about the image worked.

Downconverted to Dolby TrueHD 7.1, the Dolby Atmos soundtrack of Wife presented an exciting experience. One would anticipate a high-octane blast from a movie like this, and that’s what the mix delivered.

The soundfield boasted a lot of activity and used the channels well. Vehicles and various forms of mayhem came from logical spots all around the room and meshed in a smooth manner. All the speakers became active partners to turn this into a vibrant, engrossing track.

Audio quality also seemed strong. Music was lively and full, and speech appeared natural and concise.

Effects dominated and appeared solid. Those elements came across as accurate and dynamic, with fine low-end response as well. I felt pleased with this sizzling soundtrack.

How did the 4K UHD compare to the Blu-ray version? Both came with the same Dolby Atmos audio.

As for the 4K’s Dolby Vision presentation, it boasts superior accuracy, colors and depth. The Blu-ray looked good but the 4K topped it.

Four featurettes appear, and One F’d Up Family goes for nine minutes, nine seconds. It offers comments from director Patrick Hughes and actors Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek

“Family” looks at cast, characters and performances. Though we get some decent shots from the set, the interview content seems fluffy.

Gone Soft runs seven minutes, 22 seconds and involves Reynolds, Hughes and actors Morgan Freeman and Frank Grillo. The featurette looks at the movie’s depiction of the Bryce character as well as stunts/action. Some decent notes emerge but this one also feels superficial.

With #stuntlife, we get a seven-minute, 47-second piece that includes info from Hughes, Reynolds, Jackson, Freeman, Hayek, actor Antonio Banderas, stunt coordinator Adam Horton and stunt supervisor Greg Powell. As implied by the title, we get more details about stunts and action in this generally informative reel.

Finally, On the Set goes for four minutes, two seconds and provides material with production designer Russell de Rozario. He leads us through various sets and makes this an engaging piece.

A Gag Reel fills four minutes, 40 seconds. We get plenty of ad-libs from Reynolds, which makes this a better than average compilation. I also like the part in which Hayek accidentally hits Reynolds for apparently the umpteenth time, but I could live without the collection of fart jokes that concludes the piece.

Trailers presents “red band” promos. We get one for the first film and one for Wife.

A second disc presents a Blu-ray copy of Wife. It includes the same extras as the 4K.

An over the top, absurd action movie gets an over the top, absurd sequel via Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. Objectively, it offers a pretty terrible movie, but it manages to keep the viewer mildly involved. The 4K UHD offers excellent picture and audio as well as a minor collection of bonus materials. Don’t expect anything special from this mess.

To rate this film visit the prior review of HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD

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