Reviewed by Colin Jacobson (November 16, 2025)
As a blurb on the cover of this Blu-ray tells us, “AwardsWatch” declared 2025’s Splitsville to provide “the funniest film of the year”. How can I resist a look given that level of praise, even if it seems premature given 2025 hadn’t concluded yet?
On a drive to visit friends Julie (Dakota Johnson) and Paul (Michael Angelo Covino), Ashley (Adria Arjona) abruptly tells her fairly new husband Carey (Kyle Marvin) that she wants a divorce. This comes out of nowhere and throws Carey for a loop.
As he seeks consolation, Paul and Julie tell Carey they’re in an open relationship. This leads Carey and Julie to get it on, a choice with more repercussions than anticipated.
Back in 2019, Covino and Marvin united for The Climb. They co-wrote the film, co-starred in it and Covino directed it, a situation that repeats with Splitsville.
Climb provided a comedy about two pals whose friendship struggles when its Covino character reveals that he slept with the Marvin role’s fiancée. Why does that sound familiar?
I won’t call Splitsville a remake of Climb, as they come with a variety of differences. Still, they share more than enough similarities to make me wonder if the guys decided to revisit the same well with the new movie.
Whatever connections I sense, I think Splitsville offers the better realized of the two. Climb attempted to deliver a rich exploration of the complexities involved with long-term friendships but it lacked the depth to satisfy its goals.
I can say the same for Splitsville. Clearly it wants to dig into the ups and downs of romantic situations, but it never gives us a strong view of these domains.
Some of that stems from the casual nature in which Splitsville treats love thanks to the open relationships involved. Carey eventually convinces Ashley to stay married and just fool around with other people, a decision that branches out into its own complications.
This leads to some potentially intriguing events, but I get the feeling Covino and Marvin think the premise will do all the work for them. As occurred with Climb, Splitsville also bites off more than it can chew.
A more defined version of the story would limit itself to the basic Carey/Julie/Paul dynamics. Instead, Marvin/Covino spread matters in an extremely broad manner ala the way Climb attempts a semi-epic narrative.
As noted, I think Splitsville becomes a better-realized film than the spotty Climb. However, it comes with a lot of the same issues, most of which connect to the overly ambitious scope I mentioned.
Because it spreads itself so thin, Splitsville feels like a series of abbreviated scenes. While it covers tons of territory, the basic product lacks depth.
Sometimes it seems like Splitsville comes from a much longer movie edited down to 105 minutes. Or maybe it gives the impression of a short film stretched too thing.
Whichever way you choose, the movie lacks coherent execution. Not that it comes without charm, as the actors do fine in their roles, even if I find it tough to swallow that hotties like Johnson and Arjona would find themselves sexually drawn to the dumpy and balding Marvin.
Granted, Covino doesn’t seem all that attractive either, mainly because the 40-year-old looks a good 15 years older. Still, Covino at least resembles a handsome man aging poorly and shows magnetism the schlubby Marvin doesn’t possess.
Beyond this stretch of believability, Splitsville gives us a breezy enough time to create some entertainment. However, its rambling nature means it doesn’t gel.