Reviewed by Colin Jacobson (August 4, 2022)
25 years ago, the cast of White Elephant would have given it “A-list” status. In 2022, this crew seems less impressive, but we still find some solid names in the project.
During a stakeout, cops Vanessa Flynn (Olga Kurylenko) and Walter Koschek (Michael Rose) witness an explosive assassination. Mob boss Arnold Solomon (Bruce Willis) orders longtime “fixer” Gabriel Tancredi (Michael Rooker) and his apprentice Carlo Garcia (Vadhir Derbez) to take care of this situation.
Gabriel and Carlos eliminate Koschek quickly, but the battle-seasoned Vanessa proves more resilient. She works to stay alive in the face of difficult odds.
As I’ve often noted, I go into inexpensive direct-to-video projects like this with low expectations. Even though the cast – which also includes John Malkovich – might elevate hopes in theory, I’ve watched enough of these to know better than to anticipate much more than mediocrity.
Judged by those terms, Elephant fares better than average. No, this doesn’t make it an actual good movie, but I admit it comes with a bit more charge than usual.
Though not a lot, so don’t view these remarks as a glowing endorsement. I just expect such poor quality from these flicks that it comes as a surprise to encounter one that shows a few glimmers of promise.
Probably the biggest issue with Elephant stems from its lack of focus. Half the movie tells of the issues of an aging hitman, and the other looks at the demons of a young combat veteran.
Perhaps a strong filmmaker could meld these two sides smoothly, but Jesse V. Johnson isn’t that filmmaker. While he manages to pursue the movie at a decent clip, he can’t join the dual storylines in a coherent manner.
This leaves Elephant as two competing films crammed together. The film would work better if it concentrated in one domain without so much emphasis on the other, but as depicted, the end result seems like a bit of a jumble.
Elephant also can’t settle on the tone it prefers. It jumps from serious drama to 90s style tongue-in-cheek crime flick without any smoothness, and Johnson also can’t link these shifts in a winning manner.
All that said, Elephant does manage enough juice to make it moderately entertaining. I can’t really recommend it, but by direct-to-video standards, it provides a better than average product.